Total Medals Earned: 2,099 (From 424 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,490 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (80/80 points)
Find Fragment 1.
Find Fragment 4.
Find Fragment 5.
Find Fragment 2.
Find Fragment 3.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Kill 50 mushrooms
Collect 10 crates
Collect 100 crate
Kill 500 mushroom
Die from laser
Unlock 2 game characters
Kill 100 flying mushrooms
Finish the game with Sarah without upgrading health
Collect 500 crates
Collect 50 hearts
Kill 5000 mushroom
Shoot 10,000 shots
Finish the game for one time
Win the game twice
Unlock all game characters
Win the game with all characters
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Mid-air axe death
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Medals Earned: 7/11 (110/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all the keys
Defeat 100 enemies
Defeat 300 enemies
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!